inahandbasket

My phone tells me that someone called me from Colombus Ohio last night around 9pm.
My voicemail from this unknown person goes like this:

*phone ringing as if I were calling them*
"Hello?"
...
hel *mrph*
*scuffle*
"murffle"
"HELLO?"
*mutter mutter*
...
"HELLO!!!???"
*click*


Doubleyou Tea Eff...

wow.
my bank account is glaring at me, I can feel it.
I pummeled the hell out of it in the past week.
*cowers*